Crystal Lounge Menu
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21+ Alcohol Craft Drink Menu
Seltzer / Sour / Hard Kombucha
~ Shark Jump Hard Seltzer // 12 oz // $7.00
Packed full of Cranberry & Raspberry flavor. Clean, flavorful, and light. Future Primitive Brewing // Seattle, WA. [5%]
~ Jelly Pop Blood Orange Hard Seltzer // 12 oz // $7.00
Champagne meets lollipop meets seltzer for a party in your mouth that brings you home. Jellyfish Brewing Company // Seattle, WA. [5%]
~ Sour Suzie Kettle Sour// 12 oz // $7.00
Perfectly blended sour and sweet cherries make this kettle sour ale a perfect addition to summer weather and fun. Jellyfish Brewing Company // Seattle, WA. [20 IBU, 4.5%]
Pilsner
~ Lowercase Italian Pilsner // 16 oz // $7.00
Approachable, crisp, with unique floral undertones. Lowercase Brewery / Georgetown Brewery collaboration brew // Seattle, WA. [30 IBU, 5%]
~ Nazi Punks Fuck Off Pilsner // 16 oz // $7.00
German style pilsner. 100% German hops and malt. Clean, balanced, dry finish. Very drinkable. Future Primitive Brewing // Seattle, WA. [5.4%]
Kolsch
~ Zoigl-Kolsch // 16 oz // $7.00
Authentic German yeast, hops, malts, & brew techniques make this Kolsch shine. Zoiglhaus Brewing Company // Portland, OR. [25 IBU, 4.9%]
Pale / Hazy / IPA / Saison
~ Beer Salad Saison // 12 oz // $6.50
This might be the most interesting beer you ever drink. This saison is easy, mild, and funky. Featuring Cucumber, Lemon, Basil, & Peppercorn. The wild AF brewers at Jellyfish grill vegetables to add to the brews for this hilariously “healthy” beer. Jellyfish Brewing Company // Seattle, WA. [41 IBU, 5.5%]
~ Bodhizafa IPA // 12 oz // $6.50
Smooth citrus IPA. 2016 American Style IPA Gold Medal Winner. Georgetown Brewing Company // Seattle, WA. [80 IBU, 6.9%]
~ Cosmic Freakout IPA // 16 oz // $7.00
Strata, Galaxy and Citra Cryo hops all blend in one harmonious tropical, fruity and dry IPA. Future Primitive Brewing // Seattle, WA. [6.8%]
~ Queer Beer IPA // 16 oz // $7.00
Strata, Cashmere, and Citra hops mix and mingle for a beer that’s delicious, but hard to categorize. This playful Pride feature beer profits by Future Primitive go toward the non-profit, White Center Pride. Future Primitive Brewing // Seattle, WA. [5%]
~ Sightglass Hazy Pale // 16 oz // $7.00
Fresh, citrusy, orange rind & pineapple. Finishes light & fruity, inviting sip after sip. Single Hill Brewery // Yakima, WA. [30 IBU, 5.4%]
~ Sir Hugs-A-Lot Hazy IPA // 12 oz // $6.50
This hazy features tropical flavors of Grapefruit & Papaya, giving it a smooth and easy drinking vibe. Featuring Ejuanot, El Dorado, and Cashmere hops. Jellyfish Brewing Company // Seattle, WA. [38 IBU, 7.3%]
~ Thunderpussy IPA // 16 oz // $7.00
Snappy and playful blend of bright Motueka, Hallertau Blanc, & Citra hops. Future Primitive Brewing // Seattle, WA. [40 IBU, 6.9%]
Stout / Porter
~ Black River Oatmeal Stout // 16 oz // $7.00
Creamy, chocolate, coffee. Smooth and inviting stout for any palate. Future Primitive Brewing // Seattle, WA. [7%]
Non-Alcoholic Craft Drinks
~ Mojito Mocktail // 12 oz // $7.00
~ Gin & Tonic Mocktail // 12 oz // $7.00
~ Pink Gin & Tonic Mocktail (Black Currant. Sugar-free) // 12 oz // $7.00
~ Margarita Mocktail // 12 oz // $7.00
Delicious botanical infusion distillate mocktails that satisfy any craving. Made in small batches with meticulously sourced herbs, spices, fruits, and fruit peels. Crafted & refined in Montreal, Québec by Clever Mocktails. [0%]
~ Sober Carpenter Organic Sessions IPA // 16 oz // $7.00
Round on the tongue, reminiscent of a softer tropical hazy IPA, with hints of funk (cheese & barn). Galaxy hops. Made with care in Montreal, Québec by Sober Carpenter. [30 IBU, NA]
~ Victory Citrus Wheat // 16 oz // $7.00
Well Being Victory Citrus Wheat is the first non-alcoholic craft beer enriched with a full spectrum of all-natural electrolytes, vitamins, protein, antioxidants, and anti-inflammatories. Purpose-brewed with a hint of orange zest, this functional NA-beer pairs well with anytime fitness activities and post-recovery workouts to replenish hydration and quench thirst. Made by Well Being Brewing in St. Louis, MO. [NA]
~ Blueberry Yuzu Water Kefir // 12 oz // $7.00
Crisp citrus flavors merge with soft flavors of blueberry. Water kefir is a fermented, dairy-free, probiotic-rich drink. Made by Drift West in Portland, OR. [0%]
~ Guava Mango Passion Fruit Water Kefir // 12 oz // $7.00
Paradise found. Floral guava, tart passionfruit, and sweet mango combine to create this dreamy beach-inspired blend that’s delicious, heals your belly, increases antioxidants, and boosts immunity. Made by Drift West in Portland, OR. [0%]
All-Ages Drink Menu
~ Coconut Water by Vita Coco // 500 mL // $3.75
~ Pineapple Juice by Dole // 6 oz // $4.00
~ Pure Leaf Tea // 18.5 oz // $5.00
Available in sweetened Lemon flavor or Regular Unsweetened Tea.
~ Izze Sparkling Water // 8.4 oz // $4.00
Available in Apple, Blackberry, Clementine, or Mango flavors
~ San Pellegrino Zero (sugar-free) // 330 mL // $5.00
Available or Blood Orange or Lemonade flavors
~ San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Mineral Water // 250mL // $4.00
~ Red Bull // 8.4 oz // $6.00
~ Arrowhead Spring Water // 500 mL // $2.00
~ Hot Tea Varietal Selection // 16 oz // $3.00
Caffeinated:
Organic India: Tulsi Masala Chai, Tulsi Green Tea
Yogi: Sweet Tangerine Positive Energy, Vanilla Spice Perfect Energy
Numi: Aged Earl Grey Tea
Choice Organics: Earl Grey Tea
No Caffeine:
Organic India: Tulsi Ashwagandha, Tulsi Cleanse, Tulsi Turmeric Ginger, Tulsi Sweet Rose, Tulsi Lemon Ginger
Traditional Medicinals: Organic Throat Coat, Organic Reishi Mushroom with Rooibos & Orange Peel, Organic Stress Ease (Cinnamon)
Yogi: Kava Stress Relief
Tidbits & Niblets: Snacks
Cookies
~ Hello Panda Chocolate Filled Snack // $2.00
~ Milano Double Dark Chocolate Cookies // $3.00
~ FreeYumm Cookie // $2.00
[Dairy-Free / Egg-Free / Gluten-Free / Nut-Free / Non-GMO / Soy-Free / Vegan]
~ Nature’s Bakery Fig Bar // $3.00
Blueberry or Raspberry.
[Dairy-Free / Nut-Free / Vegan / Kosher]
Chips & Popcorn
~ Bare Organics Apple Chips // $4.00
Red Apple or Cinnamon Apple Crisps.
[Gluten-Free / Fat-Free / Kosher]
~ Skinny Pop Popcorn // $3.00
[Non-GMO / Gluten-Free / Dairy-Free / Vegan]
~ Chips (Assorted Flavors) // $3.00
Meat Snacks
~ Chomps Grass Fed & Finished Beef Stick // $5.00
[No nitrates added / Non-GMO]
~ Hempler’s Uncured Landjaeger (Pork) // $5.00
[No nitrates or MSG added / Gluten-Free]
~ Tillamook Pepperoni Smoked Sausage (Beef & Pork) // $5.00
[Gluten-Free]
Candy
~ Mentos // $2.75
Mint or Rainbow flavors
~ Starburst “FaveReds” Flavors // $2.75
~ Welch’s Fruit Snack Gummies // 2.25 oz // $4.00
~ Extra Gum // $4.00
Spearmint, Peppermint, Polar Ice flavors.